Vacation: a great way to escape the day-to-day grind, find a little excitement, and of course escape those frogs you just can’t seem to shake off. Now, every place has its fare share of frogs—don’t get me wrong. But on my recent trip to Ireland I heard far less ribbits than I have in awhile.
The world has changed and so has dating. Today, when we hook-up with someone, it’s no longer just the two of us. No. Now, it’s always a threesome – you, him, and that all-intrusive Technology. It’s a “Menage a Tech.” Picture it. Your date takes you to a romantic, candlelit restaurant,and then…. read on at: http://t.co/SyGplVy
“PRINCESS” MEGAN SAYS:
Amid numerous scandals involving Arnold Schwarzenegger’s infidelity and Anthony Weiner’s online sex scandal, one frog stood out among all the rest last week: BENTLEY.
A few weeks ago, millions of women around the country sat cringing in their living rooms as scumbag Bentley broke Ashley’s heart on The Bachelorette. Even though most of us saw it coming, I know it didn’t stop me from yelling at my TV in disgust over this truly horrendous toad. So afterwards naturally I took to the online community to share in my outrage and see what other people were saying about this frog in sheep’s clothing.
Logically I thought I’d see tons of rants fuming over how deceitful and slimy Bentley is, which I did. But what I was most surprised to see were the comments from girls saying how much they were going to miss Bentley’s outrageously rude remarks and sneaky tendencies on the show. Um…. EXCUSE ME?
While most girls my age grew up idolizing the classic Disney princesses like Belle, Cinderella, and Ariel, I grew up idolizing Molly Ringwald. Instead of watching all the Disney cartoons like the rest of the girls my age, I would sit down with my mom and watch all the classic 80s flicks, most of which included red frizzy hair and leg warmers, and all of which included Molly scoring the guy at the end. So naturally I developed the idea that someday, I too would find my prince.
I assumed that one day, like in every movie, I would go off to college, find a quirky best friend, fall for a guy who had no idea I existed, and in some crazy turn of events, he would finally notice me. Then one day I would find him standing outside my room in the pouring rain holding a stereo over his head and declaring his love for me. Well… I didn’t exactly think that, but something close.
Turns out, life isn’t as simple as a John Hughes’ flick.
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Just like a tadpole morphs into a frog - our News section is morphing into a blog –The Frog Blog! You’ll be able to read all kinds of toadally new things here - about celebrity frogs, like Anthony Weiner (The Married Tweets-his-Weiner-Frog) and Bentley on The Bachelorette, (The Really Slimy, Narcissistic Frog.) We’ll also be chatting about popular new movies, TV shows, your favorite guys and gals, watching out for frogs at the beach, you name it. So frogMARK this page – and we’ll be bringing you some awesome and frogelicious posts. It will be hoppening!
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